Burnt Toast Club
Professional Nap Taker
Professional Nap Taker
Regular price
$30.00 AUD
Regular price
Sale price
$30.00 AUD
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Certified. Credentialed. Currently horizontal.
There's a hammock strung between two trees, a lantern glowing nearby, and exactly zero items on today's agenda. This is what peak performance looks like — line-art trees, a swinging hammock, and the kind of job title you actually want to put on a résumé.
Soft, heathered cotton blend that's built for lounging (obviously), long hikes to the cooler, and the drive home when everyone's asleep but you.
Slightly Burnt, Totally Fine.
There's a hammock strung between two trees, a lantern glowing nearby, and exactly zero items on today's agenda. This is what peak performance looks like — line-art trees, a swinging hammock, and the kind of job title you actually want to put on a résumé.
Soft, heathered cotton blend that's built for lounging (obviously), long hikes to the cooler, and the drive home when everyone's asleep but you.
Slightly Burnt, Totally Fine.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Returns
30 days to send it back if it's unworn, tagged, and in its original packaging. Email us first at info@burnttoastclub.com before sending anything — approval comes before the return, not after.
Damaged or wrong item?
Email us within 48 hours with a couple of photos and we'll sort it, no drama.
Refunds
Once approved, refunds land back on your original payment method within 15 business days.
